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Mama! I need your help!
I have this unncontrollable urge to deploy my 3000 prim giant robot and unlink the prims unto Blue Linden’s sim. I did this 2 times already and I got suspended! Yes, Suspended from SL for 3 days for each infraction! But I want to do it again. I really want to be a good girl and do the right thing but OMG I really get a kick out of annoying LL. Waiting for your answer
with my giant robot ready for deployment.
Dear Natta,
Oh, I am probably to late to save you from yourself. Not good to go greifing people even if they are lindens. Being ban so many times will add up to a permanent ban too! What did the poor lindens do to you too? Isn’t like they ever ban casinos, flooded the market with to much land, hike prices on open spaces, or numerous other ways to ruin the economy in Second Life? Well I hope I stopped you in time so that you are not ban and have to come back on an alt and buy all the stuff that will make you hot.
Floatie
/looks for tampon gun to shoot natta with
If you ask for help from someone and they tried best to help you. Don’t put them down after because you didn’t get what you wanted.
Flo
In from Ask Mama Flo’s Headquarters.
Dear Mamam Flo,
this guy I really like in sl is always on after I go to sleep so I never have time to just hang out with him, and I have no idea what to do. This only started a week or so ago and I’m exhausted from waiting up for him all night. please help!
thanks,
Tired
Dear Tired
Time zones are a big pain in the butt, we all miss some of our favorite people because they live on the other side of the world. But, I figure not worth waiting up for people unless you like taking naps. You need to set times with him when to be on. Where both of you can be there and not much strain on your sleep schedule. But, also need to know if it really worth you messing up your life to suit just one guy. Find out if he really likes you also. Tell him that waiting for him really messing with your sleep and your tired all the time. You two can plan these meeting times like trying going to bed earlier too and waking up really early.
You don’t want to disturb your rl to much for someone on a game you just met even though it is fun and exciting to do new things in SL. If he can’t work with you on meeting up at times best for both of you there is tons of men in your own time zone.
Signed Mama Flo
Hey all, I have been busy going to catch up I swear!
Dear Mama Flo,
Me and my rl husband both play Second Life and most nights I go to bed
early than him. He says he is up later because he is building. But I never see anything he makes. I come to believe that he might be doing things we agreed not too. Is there anything I can do?
Loves Husband
Dear Loves Husband,
The main thing you can do, is talk with him. Ask to see what he has created. Tell him about your suspicions that he might be virtually cheating on you going against your wishes.
But, if you don’t want the confrontation that will most likely happen. You can try staying up as late as him and watch what he does. Or, check his log files on his machine when he is at work. Read his private ims from others. If he doesn’t have logging on in his preferences. Log on as yourself on his machine and turn it on. Will turn it on for all accounts on his system. So do the upfront asking or play spy. Most important thing is finding out because not having trust there will make you go insane.
Mama Flo
Busy weekend for me, no time to answer questions … but here is one coming in from the Ask Mama Flo Headquarters.
“Dear Mama Flo,
I have this issue with my partner, sometimes he crashes and doesn’t come back. I am left waiting for him for hours worried something might of happened or I made him mad some how. I have told him a couple times how this bugs me, but he doesn’t listen. What do you suggest?
Thanks,
Kept Waiting”
Dear Kept Waiting,
I am very familiar with this issue and it takes a bit of nagging from you and your friends to pound it into your man’s thick head sometimes. They (men) honestly don’t see nothing wrong if they crash and get side tracked watching TV or hunger pains. You have to shame them to come back, even to say.. “hey i am taking off for a while” It will be an on going process but, they just need to learn proper SL etiquette.
It is also really disrespectful to you too. Show their lack of care. So tell them if they give a hoot about you then they need to let you know. Take a hammer and pound it into their head. Might want some easy rl way like messengers contact too then they don’t have to log into Second Life to let you know.
Signed,
Mama Flo
If you gonna to call someone a bitch. Make sure they are not the owner of the land you are on or a friend of the owner. You might not be coming back to that land if you do.
Flo
If your toon only looks only good with a face light, face it your toon is ugly. Fix the AV and remove the face light. Don’t reflect your lights on everyone else and surroundings, because of your short commings and the need to have the spot light on you.
Face-light hater, Floatie
If you are filling out job appliaction, put first and last name. There is over 1000 kitty or steves in SL. BTW, you might want to save it before giving it someone also.
Random Thoughs by Flo
Question in from the Ask Mama Flo Head Quarters….
Dear Mama Flo,
I’ve got this problem and I’m not sure if you can help, but I don’t know who else to turn to. I bought an item from a traveling vendor a couple of days ago.. let’s just call it an “anatomical object.” But it didn’t come with any instructions I have not been able to contact the avatar who sold it to me because I could not remember the exact spelling of his name and the creator is listed as [unknown] in the object.
So I tried to attach the object to my avatar, and no matter where I attach it, the thing seems to shift so that it sticks straight up from the top of my head. I could probably get a hat to cover it up, but that would not prevent the other problem it causes me. Any time I start a conversation with another avatar, I lose control of mine and begin to head butt the person to whom I’m talking. I spent a lot of Lindens on this “object” and would like to salvage it if I can. Please help me Mama Flo.. you’re my only hope!
SIgned,
Dickhead
Dear Dickhead,
Sorry to inform you that I can be of no help and basically you got pwnd. Don’t trust random people trying to sale you off the streets. If they cant afford a store and sponge off other people’s land to sell stuff… they just out to get you. So, no help for you and lesson learned.
If you need a attachment that you hint at, around the corner fro Ask Mama Flo Head Quarters is an Xcite mini store… try there.
Mama Flo
When getting dress, do right click the folder of outfit you which you like to wear and “add to outfit”. Don’t right click your whole clothing folder and “add to outfit”.
Flo
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